Competition!!!!!!

OK you clever knitters, I need some help. I want to run a competition with a difference!!!!! It will be in two parts and the theme is GOLF .

First part: I need ideas for small knitted golf items that are suitable for the male and/or female golfer. You might even come up with your own design for golf socks, gloves to wear onyour way to a golf Lesson or headcovers?? A suitable prize will be sent to the winner of a selected pattern/ idea...the prize will be from the Yarnyard...fabulous squidgy sock yarn. After looking at this video...maybe you can design a pattern for a knitted protective codpiece....male readers may find the following images disturbing...
http://www.learnaboutgolf.com/beginner/video/Funny_Golf_Videos_golf_balled.html